Jokes, the old school style

[Dr_Oolen]

I didnt expect it but still didnt laugh. It might be because i was trying to find some stronker pun, but then realized it was just the much simpler and "retarded" one. So i had higher expectations that werent fulfilled.

[somegras]

Ah, you mean like that. Well, one might say you didn't get the joke. ^^

[Xen]

Maybe this is not that relevant, but interesting nonetheless.

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Saw john cleese, didn't watch, just upvoted.

[Dr_Slartibartfart]

France and Italy go to war, who wins?

Spoiler:

neither, France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

[Kriegerseele]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids

[Xen]

[Dr_Slartibartfart]

What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Spoiler:

Mount Rushmore

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?

Spoiler:

your right hand

[Xen]

Inbread Dogs

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[Dr_Slartibartfart]

Fill in the blank: Bill Gates invented a solution for ________.

Spoiler:

the smell of poop, just open windows.

Man comes to the vet with his camel, he says his camel can't walk straight anymore, the vet tells the man to put the camel on a flat patch of ground. They both walk there, the vet gets two stones. The man asks what he is going to do with the stones, vet says "you just watch". The vet spreads his arms with a stone in each hand and suddenly BAAAM the vet slams both stones on the camels private parts. The vet then says, see he can run in a perfectly straight line.

[Dr_Hamu]

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

Spoiler:

To render the other side.

[Dr_Slartibartfart]

How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler:

Only one, he has enough kids to bend over.

[BeneficialCucumber]

E50m is weak

[Dr_Slartibartfart]

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

Spoiler:

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

[Aubury]

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

Spoiler:

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

[Xen]

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

Spoiler:

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>

[Aubury]

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

Spoiler:

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>

no the point of this thread is to critisize others' sense of humor u dumb?

[troll]

u both dumb, ez