Bowser, if you have some free time and feel like drawing, can you make me seal? Well, I had three ideas, maybe you pick one that you think fits best

Gold police seal. Obviously a police officer with some sort of golden shells, guns, whatever. It could be simply an anti gold police officer or a police officer that shoots gold itself (some kind of ironic thingy).
hypocrite seal. Since I shoot gold myself but also argue against it I thought I might just call me a hypocrite. Would have to be a hippo (!) with some sort of a golden gun or ammunition belt or something like that.
gold priest seal. Well, a priest with a golden mitre shaped as a bullet (or tank shell) and a priests crook.
Feel free to change the setups however you want or add cool stuff
