Girls are the mystical creatures we only know from adult video clips because they're too dangerous so we do not dare to encounter them in real life. They will take your money, time, life and dignity just because it's fun to them and theres nothing you can do about it. If they don't take everything you have, they will make you feel like everything you have is worth nothing at all by not even acknowledging your existence.
Please be safe, friends. Next time you spot a girl, freeze up and hope she does not notice you. If she move into your general direction, run back to the safety of your mum's basement.
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