stronk interwebz stuff
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by Keezoo » 14 Oct 2015 15:19
veitileiN wrote:Spoiler:
If you dont know how to do it, look straight on and then move your head left and right to change the trains direction
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by X_GForcex_X » 14 Oct 2015 17:54
A funny story I found on the internet
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.......
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.......
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by Yung4mo » 14 Oct 2015 18:10
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by wetlioN » 14 Oct 2015 22:49
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Paris_Hilton wrote:You have to grow balls and deal with the dicks or you end up being the pussy.
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by wetlioN » 14 Oct 2015 23:25
typical CS:GO player
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Paris_Hilton wrote:You have to grow balls and deal with the dicks or you end up being the pussy.
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by X_GForcex_X » 15 Oct 2015 15:24
http://i.imgur.com/x05uPhi.gifv
No f*cks given
No f*cks given
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by wetlioN » 15 Oct 2015 16:09
old german joke but whatever 
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Paris_Hilton wrote:You have to grow balls and deal with the dicks or you end up being the pussy.
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by wetlioN » 16 Oct 2015 13:18
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Paris_Hilton wrote:You have to grow balls and deal with the dicks or you end up being the pussy.
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by McMokka » 16 Oct 2015 20:45
Angel is teaching her secret technique! Pay attention!
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Fonz: "GET OUT OF THE CHOPPAA"
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by X_GForcex_X » 16 Oct 2015 21:01
McMokka wrote:Angel is teaching her secret technique! Pay attention!
I'd be worried when I'm blindfolded and I hear that sound. gud lord
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by McMokka » 17 Oct 2015 00:19
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Fonz: "GET OUT OF THE CHOPPAA"
"If someone damages a dog, I will become Kack Nichokson" - Kinderseele, 2k17
"I really need a lover" - Arturd, Summer2k17
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Re: stronk interwebz stuff
by McMokka » 17 Oct 2015 13:08
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Fonz: "GET OUT OF THE CHOPPAA"
"If someone damages a dog, I will become Kack Nichokson" - Kinderseele, 2k17
"I really need a lover" - Arturd, Summer2k17
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