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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Oolen » 17 Nov 2016 23:11

I didnt expect it but still didnt laugh. It might be because i was trying to find some stronker pun, but then realized it was just the much simpler and "retarded" one. So i had higher expectations that werent fulfilled.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby somegras » 17 Nov 2016 23:14

Ah, you mean like that. Well, one might say you didn't get the joke. ^^
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 18 Nov 2016 00:08

somegras wrote:Maybe this is not that relevant, but interesting nonetheless.

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Saw john cleese, didn't watch, just upvoted.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Starfart » 18 Nov 2016 10:22

France and Italy go to war, who wins?
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neither, France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Kriegerseele » 18 Nov 2016 11:24

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 18 Nov 2016 22:27

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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Starfart » 21 Nov 2016 11:59

What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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Mount Rushmore


What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
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your right hand
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 22 Nov 2016 23:37

Inbread Dogs

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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Starfart » 25 Nov 2016 23:40

Fill in the blank: Bill Gates invented a solution for ________.
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the smell of poop, just open windows.


Man comes to the vet with his camel, he says his camel can't walk straight anymore, the vet tells the man to put the camel on a flat patch of ground. They both walk there, the vet gets two stones. The man asks what he is going to do with the stones, vet says "you just watch". The vet spreads his arms with a stone in each hand and suddenly BAAAM the vet slams both stones on the camels private parts. The vet then says, see he can run in a perfectly straight line.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Hamu » 01 Dec 2016 23:45

Why did the console gamer cross the road?
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To render the other side.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Starfart » 03 Dec 2016 12:29

How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
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Only one, he has enough kids to bend over.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby BeneficialCucumber » 30 Jan 2017 15:21

E50m is weak
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Starfart » 17 Oct 2019 20:30

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Aubury » 17 Oct 2019 22:35

Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 17 Oct 2019 22:42

Aubury wrote:
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Aubury » 17 Oct 2019 22:47

Xen wrote:
Aubury wrote:
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>

no the point of this thread is to critisize others' sense of humor u dumb?
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Badthur » 17 Oct 2019 23:02

u both dumb, ez
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