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Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Nov 2016 22:11
by Dr_Oolen
I didnt expect it but still didnt laugh. It might be because i was trying to find some stronker pun, but then realized it was just the much simpler and "retarded" one. So i had higher expectations that werent fulfilled.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Nov 2016 22:14
by somegras
Ah, you mean like that. Well, one might say you didn't get the joke. ^^

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Nov 2016 23:08
by Xen
somegras wrote:Maybe this is not that relevant, but interesting nonetheless.

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Saw john cleese, didn't watch, just upvoted.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 18 Nov 2016 09:22
by Dr_Slartibartfart
France and Italy go to war, who wins?
Spoiler:
neither, France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 18 Nov 2016 10:24
by Kriegerseele
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 18 Nov 2016 21:27
by Xen
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 21 Nov 2016 10:59
by Dr_Slartibartfart
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Spoiler:
Mount Rushmore


What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Spoiler:
your right hand

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 22 Nov 2016 22:37
by Xen
Inbread Dogs

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Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 25 Nov 2016 22:40
by Dr_Slartibartfart
Fill in the blank: Bill Gates invented a solution for ________.
Spoiler:
the smell of poop, just open windows.


Man comes to the vet with his camel, he says his camel can't walk straight anymore, the vet tells the man to put the camel on a flat patch of ground. They both walk there, the vet gets two stones. The man asks what he is going to do with the stones, vet says "you just watch". The vet spreads his arms with a stone in each hand and suddenly BAAAM the vet slams both stones on the camels private parts. The vet then says, see he can run in a perfectly straight line.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 01 Dec 2016 22:45
by Dr_Hamu
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
Spoiler:
To render the other side.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 03 Dec 2016 11:29
by Dr_Slartibartfart
How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
Spoiler:
Only one, he has enough kids to bend over.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 30 Jan 2017 14:21
by BeneficialCucumber
E50m is weak

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Oct 2019 19:30
by Dr_Slartibartfart
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
Spoiler:
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Oct 2019 21:35
by Aubury
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
Spoiler:
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Oct 2019 21:42
by Xen
Aubury wrote:
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
Spoiler:
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Oct 2019 21:47
by Aubury
Xen wrote:
Aubury wrote:
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
Spoiler:
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>

no the point of this thread is to critisize others' sense of humor u dumb?

Re: Jokes, the old school style

PostPosted: 17 Oct 2019 22:02
by Dakillzor_loves_IDEAL
u both dumb, ez