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Re: Football autism

Postby TheDrownedApe » 06 Jan 2020 09:44

stuck between here or stronk interwebz TBH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Football autism

Postby McMokka » 25 Jan 2020 00:36

Gotma wrote:He might be a decent lad, but him performing in the Austrian (wtf is that even LUL ) league means nothing.


Well, Haaland needed 2 games as joker and roughly 60 minutes for 5 goals LUL
this dude is a monster. Especially his second goal today. It is actually kinda freaky how fast and nimble he is with fucking 1,94m. He also is able to control a ball, has good timing when starting his deep runs and kept his cool in front of the goal.
Usually I am not that fond of Dormtund, but I watched the entire game today, just to see what Haaland is doing this week. And he delivered :D
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Re: Football autism

Postby Bronn1 » 25 Jan 2020 01:26

Note to self, don't take betting tips from gotma... :P
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Re: Football autism

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Re: Football autism

Postby Gotma » 18 Feb 2020 23:35

I take everything back, this guy is bonkers :gostma:
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Re: Football autism

Postby Orrie » 19 Feb 2020 00:11

LUL

Second goal insane.
Maybe we can quality for the Euros now. Kappa
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Re: Football autism

Postby McMokka » 19 Feb 2020 12:32

he apparently did 60 meters in 6,64 seconds yesterday, the worldrecord being 6,34. it looks so freaky LUL

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8uYW_qlFDY ... hare_sheet
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Re: Football autism

Postby Gotma » 19 Feb 2020 13:02

This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)
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Re: Football autism

Postby Mettkrieger » 19 Feb 2020 13:35

Gotma wrote:This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)

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Re: Football autism

Postby McMokka » 19 Feb 2020 14:59

Gotma wrote:This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)


I know, but usually, the fast players are not fucking 100kg and 1,94m LUL even if it was a running start, it was well into the game, so he wasnt fresh. he cleared the ball with a header and proceeded to yeeet to the other side of the pitch
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Re: Football autism

Postby Bronn1 » 19 Feb 2020 16:09

McMokka wrote:
Gotma wrote:This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)


I know, but usually, the fast players are not fucking 100kg and 1,94m LUL even if it was a running start, it was well into the game, so he wasnt fresh. he cleared the ball with a header and proceeded to yeeet to the other side of the pitch

I read he's 87 kg, that's not light, but if he was 100 kg he would be waaay slower! Just nitpicking, so you can ignore me! :P
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Re: Football autism

Postby Marliini » 21 Feb 2020 11:01

This Getafe team. Take someone like Sergio Ramos or Pepe and have a whole team play like them. Nullified Ajax pretty nicely
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