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Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 06 Jan 2020 08:44
by TheDrownedApe
stuck between here or stronk interwebz TBH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 24 Jan 2020 23:36
by McMokka
Gotma wrote:He might be a decent lad, but him performing in the Austrian (wtf is that even LUL ) league means nothing.


Well, Haaland needed 2 games as joker and roughly 60 minutes for 5 goals LUL
this dude is a monster. Especially his second goal today. It is actually kinda freaky how fast and nimble he is with fucking 1,94m. He also is able to control a ball, has good timing when starting his deep runs and kept his cool in front of the goal.
Usually I am not that fond of Dormtund, but I watched the entire game today, just to see what Haaland is doing this week. And he delivered :D

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 25 Jan 2020 00:26
by Bronn1
Note to self, don't take betting tips from gotma... :P

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2020 02:09
by SIuttySammy

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 18 Feb 2020 22:35
by Gotma
I take everything back, this guy is bonkers :gostma:

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 18 Feb 2020 23:11
by Orrie
LUL

Second goal insane.
Maybe we can quality for the Euros now. Kappa

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 19 Feb 2020 11:32
by McMokka
he apparently did 60 meters in 6,64 seconds yesterday, the worldrecord being 6,34. it looks so freaky LUL

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8uYW_qlFDY ... hare_sheet

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 19 Feb 2020 12:02
by Gotma
This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 19 Feb 2020 12:35
by Mettkrieger
Gotma wrote:This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)

confirmed slow

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 19 Feb 2020 13:59
by McMokka
Gotma wrote:This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)


I know, but usually, the fast players are not fucking 100kg and 1,94m LUL even if it was a running start, it was well into the game, so he wasnt fresh. he cleared the ball with a header and proceeded to yeeet to the other side of the pitch

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 19 Feb 2020 15:09
by Bronn1
McMokka wrote:
Gotma wrote:This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess :)


I know, but usually, the fast players are not fucking 100kg and 1,94m LUL even if it was a running start, it was well into the game, so he wasnt fresh. he cleared the ball with a header and proceeded to yeeet to the other side of the pitch

I read he's 87 kg, that's not light, but if he was 100 kg he would be waaay slower! Just nitpicking, so you can ignore me! :P

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 21 Feb 2020 10:01
by Marliini
This Getafe team. Take someone like Sergio Ramos or Pepe and have a whole team play like them. Nullified Ajax pretty nicely

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 27 Feb 2020 09:08
by Marliini
Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off Kreygasm

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 27 Feb 2020 11:16
by Bronn1
Marliini wrote:Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off Kreygasm

Almost makes it up for the horrible Barca play with Napoli (and with everyone the past 1-2 years).

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 27 Feb 2020 12:15
by Marliini
Bronn1 wrote:
Marliini wrote:Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off Kreygasm

Almost makes it up for the horrible Barca play with Napoli (and with everyone the past 1-2 years).


Hey, at least we got an away goal. Almost makes up for losing Busquets, Vidal and Pique. Though losing Busquets might be a blessing in disguise, as now de Jong can play where he's supposed to

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 28 Feb 2020 22:30
by McMokka
Marliini wrote:
Bronn1 wrote:
Marliini wrote:Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off Kreygasm

Almost makes it up for the horrible Barca play with Napoli (and with everyone the past 1-2 years).


Hey, at least we got an away goal. Almost makes up for losing Busquets, Vidal and Pique. Though losing Busquets might be a blessing in disguise, as now de Jong can play where he's supposed to


I liked Vidal as a winger while Fati sat on the bench LUL

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 29 Feb 2020 01:37
by SIuttySammy
McMokka wrote:Fati


Xen plays for Barca? Kappaseele

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 01 Mar 2020 18:38
by Gotma
Classico tonight. Predictions?

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 01 Mar 2020 19:20
by Marliini
Gotma wrote:Classico tonight. Predictions?


Whoever under-performs less. I'd say Barca's injuries hamper them more and Real feel like they need to prove themselves after the loss to City and focus better

Re: Football autism

PostPosted: 02 Mar 2020 08:31
by Bronn1
Kind of an expected result, Barcelona needs a restart, it needs to adapt it's game to today's standards since everyone knows how to counter it's game. Also it needs an overhaul of it's players. Messi is getting older and while I'm sure he will provide more magic for at least 2-3 years, he needs help. The team needs to stop being dependent on him.
If you think about it, when Barcelona won the championsh league, it had more players that could win a game.
L. E. Real Madrid needs better players too if it wants to become relevant in Europe, again.