stronk interwebz stuff

[wetlioN]

:dealwithit:

needs to be mlg'd

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phpBB [video]

[TrollinYou]

[wetlioN]

"like skyrim with wow 420/10" - IGN

[nkouhoe]

For the guys from belgium.
Btw shes minister of health.

[RedlineRailgunningRemmel]

:dealwithit:

Onebrat wtf dudeeeee.

[wetlioN]

NSFW:

[Bwargh]

Meh, I'm pretty sure I would not get 5 million views if i'd do that with my own pectorals. also, arnuld makes it way better it was still nice to watch, awesome performance

[nkouhoe]

Spoiler:

[_GLaDOS]

So simple but so beautiful

[wetlioN]

[nkouhoe]

[gigeli]

[AngryBanana]

accidentally negrepped this

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A man comes back from a trip to west Africa and comes down deathly sick. He checks himself into a hospital, where the staff puts him in isolation and starts lab work.

A few hours later he is laying in the hospital bed, suffering, when the phone next to the bed rings.

"Hello?" The man answers.
"Yes! This is your doctor. We have figured out what is wrong with you."
"Great! What is it?"
"I'm sorry to say that you have Ebola."
"Oh my. So what do we do?"
"Well. I'm going to put you on a special diet. Pancakes for breakfast. Pita bread for lunch. And pizza for dinner."
"OK. Will that cure it?"
"No.", replies the doctor. "That is the only food we can slip under the door."

[nkouhoe]

[BoogieM]

http://nordpresse.be/seniors-orgy-in-belgium-7-deaths/

What should have been a good evening for everyone turned tragic Saturday, October 11 in Charleroi, Belgium. José Deflandre was organizing the biggest orgy of seniors in the country, at an undisclosed location in the city. The evening ended badly after five cardiac arrests and 2 pulmonary edemas.

The party, called « 50 shades of Karolos » brought together more than 200 senior citizens and thus obtained the title of biggest orgy of the year in Belgium and largest in Europe with seniors. Indeed, access to the evening was reserved only for those over 65.
The party was in full swing until begins the « final » of the evening, a gang bang with more than 35 people on Jocelyna. After an hour of abuse on her, two people began almost simultaneously to feel a sharp pain in the chest. The two doctors on site were overwhelmed when another participant turned to them, having difficulty breathing. They then called several ambulances. The evening passing 4th floor of a building in the center, ambulance failed to take timely first patients in the hospital.
In the panic of this drama, eight others have also developed heart problems and they have been taken to the hospital in time. Unfortunately, four of them also died, bringing the total balance of the evening to seven deaths.

[hypnotoes]

http://nordpresse.be/seniors-orgy-in-belgium-7-deaths/

What should have been a good evening for everyone turned tragic Saturday, October 11 in Charleroi, Belgium. José Deflandre was organizing the biggest orgy of seniors in the country, at an undisclosed location in the city. The evening ended badly after five cardiac arrests and 2 pulmonary edemas.

The party, called « 50 shades of Karolos » brought together more than 200 senior citizens and thus obtained the title of biggest orgy of the year in Belgium and largest in Europe with seniors. Indeed, access to the evening was reserved only for those over 65.
The party was in full swing until begins the « final » of the evening, a gang bang with more than 35 people on Jocelyna. After an hour of abuse on her, two people began almost simultaneously to feel a sharp pain in the chest. The two doctors on site were overwhelmed when another participant turned to them, having difficulty breathing. They then called several ambulances. The evening passing 4th floor of a building in the center, ambulance failed to take timely first patients in the hospital.
In the panic of this drama, eight others have also developed heart problems and they have been taken to the hospital in time. Unfortunately, four of them also died, bringing the total balance of the evening to seven deaths.

Today we've learned that there is a title for the biggest orgy of the year. And that it carries a ca. 5% risk of dying.
Ima give this plus 1. Well deserved. Gud read

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[wetlioN]

needs to be mlg'd