veitileiN wrote:Brati007 wrote:RIPERINO MAXIMUS
read the comments, i died by laughter
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i wonder how you got there.
"rng"
but these killed me;
Geordie Cooldude Timmins when i cum, semen doesnt come out. this is because it gets trapped in my foreskin, because my penis is too small and my foreskin is too long.....
its like when you wear your dads biggest sloppy joe, and the sleeves hang over your hands, and you pretend you got your hand chopped off by darth vader, thats what my penis looks like „frown“-Emoticon the sadness i encounter everyday is unbearable „frown“-Emoticon
or
The rose in the thorns scenario -
Just like you see an average looking chick surrounding herself with bearpig ugly sluts to make herself look better, search your town for the smallest dick brothers, and take them on a day to the beach. You'll seem a king amongst men.