Football autism

[TheDrownedApe]

stuck between here or stronk interwebz TBH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[McMokka]

He might be a decent lad, but him performing in the Austrian (wtf is that even ) league means nothing.

Well, Haaland needed 2 games as joker and roughly 60 minutes for 5 goals
this dude is a monster. Especially his second goal today. It is actually kinda freaky how fast and nimble he is with fucking 1,94m. He also is able to control a ball, has good timing when starting his deep runs and kept his cool in front of the goal.
Usually I am not that fond of Dormtund, but I watched the entire game today, just to see what Haaland is doing this week. And he delivered

[Bronn1]

Note to self, don't take betting tips from gotma...

[SIuttySammy]

https://twitter.com/GarrethBlackmor/status/1220268515850100738?s=20

[Gotma]

I take everything back, this guy is bonkers

[Orrie]

Second goal insane.
Maybe we can quality for the Euros now.

[McMokka]

he apparently did 60 meters in 6,64 seconds yesterday, the worldrecord being 6,34. it looks so freaky

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8uYW_qlFDY ... hare_sheet

[Gotma]

This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess

[Mettkrieger]

This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess

confirmed slow

[McMokka]

This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess

I know, but usually, the fast players are not fucking 100kg and 1,94m even if it was a running start, it was well into the game, so he wasnt fresh. he cleared the ball with a header and proceeded to yeeet to the other side of the pitch

[Bronn1]

This 60m WR is from a stationary start though. He had some speed already I guess

I know, but usually, the fast players are not fucking 100kg and 1,94m even if it was a running start, it was well into the game, so he wasnt fresh. he cleared the ball with a header and proceeded to yeeet to the other side of the pitch

I read he's 87 kg, that's not light, but if he was 100 kg he would be waaay slower! Just nitpicking, so you can ignore me!

[Marliini]

This Getafe team. Take someone like Sergio Ramos or Pepe and have a whole team play like them. Nullified Ajax pretty nicely

[Marliini]

Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off

[Bronn1]

Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off

Almost makes it up for the horrible Barca play with Napoli (and with everyone the past 1-2 years).

[Marliini]

Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off

Almost makes it up for the horrible Barca play with Napoli (and with everyone the past 1-2 years).

Hey, at least we got an away goal. Almost makes up for losing Busquets, Vidal and Pique. Though losing Busquets might be a blessing in disguise, as now de Jong can play where he's supposed to

[McMokka]

Real loss, conceding two away goals and Ramos sent off

Almost makes it up for the horrible Barca play with Napoli (and with everyone the past 1-2 years).

Hey, at least we got an away goal. Almost makes up for losing Busquets, Vidal and Pique. Though losing Busquets might be a blessing in disguise, as now de Jong can play where he's supposed to

I liked Vidal as a winger while Fati sat on the bench

[SIuttySammy]

Fati

Xen plays for Barca?

[Gotma]

Classico tonight. Predictions?

[Marliini]

Classico tonight. Predictions?

Whoever under-performs less. I'd say Barca's injuries hamper them more and Real feel like they need to prove themselves after the loss to City and focus better

[Bronn1]

Kind of an expected result, Barcelona needs a restart, it needs to adapt it's game to today's standards since everyone knows how to counter it's game. Also it needs an overhaul of it's players. Messi is getting older and while I'm sure he will provide more magic for at least 2-3 years, he needs help. The team needs to stop being dependent on him.
If you think about it, when Barcelona won the championsh league, it had more players that could win a game.
L. E. Real Madrid needs better players too if it wants to become relevant in Europe, again.