stronk interwebz stuff

[gigeli]

Was thinking exactly the same. I mean if you take a brick of 3-4 kg from the ground and throw it in the face of mister tootsie owl, this guy would be critically injured. It's quite dangerous to do such stuff in my opinion.

[Bowser_nl]

I think that if you go visit a creepy abandoned hospital alone and that horrible thing sneaks up on you you'd shit your pants too. I'm sure i would, and i'm 200cm tall and not easily scared. I'd just run probably.

[gigeli]

anyway, this guy just reminds me on woodsie owl from South Park:





I think these owls are way cuter

[McLinkzorr]

lmfao at 1:59

[wetlioN]

[nkouhoe]

Its allways good to have a nice makeup tutorial handy.

[wetlioN]

Its allways good to have a nice makeup tutorial handy.

wow thats super sick, i also did some halloween liquid latex wound stuff the last years but i dunno if this is maybe a little too much

[nkouhoe]

Probably u wont get on parties with that

This prank is just hilarious.

[AngryBanana]

new patch for goat simulator came out today, the patch notes alone make it worthwhile

Goat Simulator Patch 1.1 just went live!

Here are the patch notes:

- Added local splitscreen multiplayer
- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
- Added more goats
- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
- Added more powers
- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
- Added tons of achievements
- You can now run along walls
- You can now run up walls
- Stand by for Goatfall
- Changed batteries in our fire alarm
- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
- Enjoyed flappy goat
- You can now buy hats for money
- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
- Added VR support
- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
- Didn’t actually change the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement
- Removed VR support
- Ultra-realistic water simulation
- Fire alarm still beeping
- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
- Updated patch notes.
- Added a lot of new sound effects.
- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
- Honored Notch
- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
New patch?
- Patch released today does anyone know what it does
- Where are the patch notes
- Fire alarm still beeping
- Why is the patch so big?
- Lazy devs.
- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
- Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
- Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
- I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
- Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
- Plz come back
- Actually optimized the game a bit
- What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
- I hate water
- Played a whole lot of Wildstar
- Volvo pls fix ___.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
- We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
- Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
- Killed PC gaming
- How long will the patch notes be?
- Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
- Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.

[wetlioN]

[Not_a_Tesla]

[Paris_Hilton]

lelelelle hahahah :')
actually i'm watching the vids so damn funny

hahahah xD dat troll

trolling finnish police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzkKork ... 8A0V802wHA

[gigeli]

By the way, why am I unable to show a picture directly here instead of having this enormously stupid, annoying, disgusting, despicable image link here?

[wetlioN]

want a lil buuzzz +

for xen:

[gigeli]

[Pastaiolo]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a61_1395 ... comments=1

[Pfuf]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a61_1395123642&comments=1

you made my day

[Paris_Hilton]

hahahahah xD xD

[wetlioN]

this thread is so awesome omg http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme ... er_you_can

[Paris_Hilton]

LOL I loled so hard at this
"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps"